ang BABAE parang…
thegirlwhonevergetstherightguy:
— haha! :)
a couple had 3 kids named
SOMEBODY, NOBODY and CRAZY
NOBODY was the favorite,
SOMEBODY was jealous.
so he killed NOBODY.
CRAZY saw what happend, he called, he called the cops and said :
” hello police, SOMEBODY killed NOBODY “
da police asked,
” are you crazy? “
he said:
” yes im crazy “
Banat ng PUSA sa daga:
“Kahit kailan, hinding hindi ako mapapagod habulin at hanap hanapin ka, at pinapanga ko ko na kapag nahuli kita, hindi na kita pakakawalan pa, hindi ko pababayaan na angkinin ka ng iba, akin ka lang”.
Ito naman ang banat ng DAGA:
“Pakipot man akong maituturing ,pa-hard to get ang acting, kapag ako nakita mo’t nahuli, pangako ko sa’yo hindi ka magsisisi, dahil para sa’yong kaligayahan, handa akong harapin si kamatayan”. ♥ :)
DVISORY: REPOST ^^
stop sending chain massages ‘about GOD.
.
- gumagamit ba sya ng phone ?
- sa tuwing binibigyan nya tyo ng blessings humihingi ba sya ng kapalit?
- ginagawa pa natin panakot si GOD para sa chain messages na yan , na pag di napass my mangyayaring masama.
TAKE NOTE ;
- never na ginusto ni GOD na mapahamak tayo.
Think of it.
“COMMANDMENT #2”
don’t you ever use God’s name in evil & useless thoughts